Christmas competition!

We are offering a prize for the best caption to this photo of BW Marketing Manager Simon Salem talking to a liveaboard boater at the National Association of Boat Owners AGM in November. Email your entry to or post it as a comment before 24 December 2010 and we’ll give the best caption the great prize of a free lifetime subscription to this web site. We already have one entry: “Who is this woman?”

Salem at agm

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7 Responses to “Christmas competition!”

  1. James MonsterID Icon James says:

    Simon Salem: I’m afraid we’re all going to have to drink up, this place only has a license till midnight
    Lady Boater: Ha, ha! Tough luck, i’m not moving until six months and a court order!

  2. James MonsterID Icon James says:

    Simon Salem: Are you drinking all my orange juice?

    Lady Boater: Would you like to speak to my Human Rights lawyer? And do you have any mince pies?

  3. Kris Malarchist MonsterID Icon Kris Malarchist says:

    Salem: I feel sick.
    Boater: I thought so – I spiked the punch.

  4. Paul Biddy MonsterID Icon Paul Biddy says:

    What’s a canal then?

  5. Panda MonsterID Icon Panda says:

    We have received two entries by email so far. The first is unprintable. Here is the second-

    Boater: “. so we wanted to ask you about the unlawful BW mooring
    policies that you have been working up . ”

    Simon Salem: ” (thinks) I wonder if that jumper came from Oxfam or Sue

    If I win please give the prize to Simon Salem for services rendered to BW in
    the pursuit of boaters’ interests on the canal system.

    Nick the Boatman

  6. Paul Biddy MonsterID Icon Paul Biddy says:

    What’s a narrowboat then?

  7. Nell Farrally MonsterID Icon Nell Farrally says:

    ‘So you really live on a boat! But isn’t it cold in winter?’